-Look um... im sorry if i`ve been
-What?
-I dont think you´re an idiot at all... i mean there are elements of the ridiculous about you, youre mother`s pretty intereseting .. and you really are an apalling bad public speaker and you tend to let whatever´s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... I realize that when i met you at the turkey curry buffet.. that i was unfurgivably rude and wearin a reindeer jumper that my mother given me the day before... but the thing is, um.... what im trying to say.... very inarticulately is...
that, um...
in fact....
Perhaps, despite appearences....
I like you very much
-Ah apart from the smoking, and the drinking and the vulgar mother... and the verbal diarrhea....
-No, i like you very much... Just as you are.
